Kelly Hoggarth was eating a beef and tomato Pot Noodle when she suddenly turned away in horror.
OMG! What could possibly have happened?
She is convinced an eyeball was staring back at her from her plate and has vowed never to eat a Pot Noodle again.
A eyeball? In a pot noodle? I would like to have seen that. Oh, hang on, there's a picture of the 'eyeball':
It's a bit of a tomato! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha *gulp*
While, it could be the end of a tomato stalk, Kelly is convinced it is an eyeball - possibly from a rodent.
Sorry chuck, but your own belief does not make a reality. If this is what's coming out of modern schools, we really are doomed.
The offending matter has now been sent to Unilever who will investigate what it is and Kelly expects a decision later this month.
I bet Unilever are pissing themselves laughing. "After extensive tests, we've concluded that it is a tomato. A common ingredient in Beef and Tomato Pot Noodles.
This is the best bit:
“I’d put the Pot Noodle on a plate and was half-way through when I saw something that did not seem right,” said Kelly, 18, of Brewery Street, Boothtown, Halifax.
You don't eat Pot Noodles off a plate. Were you using a knife and fork too?
She took a photograph and said her friends’ were also wondering what it was and they told her it could possibly be an eyeball from a rodent.
Have these kids ever seen a tomato? I wonder what they would make of a cauliflower? Brains?
I won’t be buying any more Pot Noodles.
All the more for me *Yummy noises*